Thursday, January 1, 2009

You May Or May Not Know That ...

(1) If you want to dance, I’ll dance … even if I don’t like the music.

(2) I would fight to the death for my family, but I don’t think I could ever shoot anybody.

(3) I have been crushing on Kid Rock for like a decade.

(4) My favorite sandwich to make at home is tuna with mayo, banana peppers, and red onion. Delicious!!!

(5) I have seriously considered sending hate mail to Nick Saban since Philip Fulmer got fired from the University of Tennessee.

(6) I believe in God … but I probably believe in whatever you believe in too.

(7) My fingers and toes are too short for my liking.

(8) I have more than a healthy interest in lymphatic drainage techniques.

(9) I love the dictionary and sometimes read pages just for fun … for extra fun, I try to make sentences using the words in order.

(10) I have never worn false eyelashes.

(11) My brother calls me to tell me what he’s watching on television … recently, he called to point me towards the Blackhawks / Redwings hockey game that was being played at Wrigley Field … yes, Wrigley Field … very cool.

(12) I hate women who ‘pretend’ to be fragile ~ if you’ve got ‘balls’ ~ have ‘em.

(13) I wanted to be a hair stylist when I was in high school.

(14) I believe that less than 10 people really rule the world, and that one of them is Oprah. I don't know if this is good or bad.

(15) I believe that gay people should be able to get married … in a church or whereever the hell they please.

(16) I own Jerry Falwell’s shoes that he wore for all of 2005 and keep them under my bed in a USPS box with the greeting card that accompanied them.

(17) I have been to Graceland … and enjoyed it.

(18) I fantasize about Peyton and Eli fighting over me … Peyton always wins.

(19) I think global warming is primarily the effect of air travel.

(20) My greatest fear is home invasion, but I'm scared of a lot of other stuff too.

(21) I have karaoke’d “Rocky Top” twice … which is two times too many.

(22) I adore my mother-in-law and my stepmother ~ ugly titles, awesome, beautiful women.

(23) I hope all four of my sons go to the same college … creating a massive legacy.

(24) LadyBird Johnson is my favorite first-lady. I wore white gloves my entire first grade year in her honor. Every time you see a beautiful flower on the highway, you can thank LadyBird.

(25)If I could begin my undergraduate studies again, I would become a cultural anthropologist and spend my life studying the Masai.

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