10 Signs That You're Watching Too Much Television

You know who Joshua and Tanyalee are
You can sing these words: Price Line Negotiator
You are a fan of Vince The ShamWOW! Dude on Facebook
You know when SharkWeek is
You know the 800 number for QVC by heart
You are dedicated to finding instances of irony between the crawl and the images on CNN
You’ve watched Bromance and/or Momma’s Boys more than once
You know which hotels Jim Cantore stays at when he’s on east coast hurricane duty
You call characters by the names of other characters they’ve played on other shows
You've considered ordering something from the Video Professor