You know what they say …
the bigger they are, the harder they fall …
Barbie, 2004 Christmas Extravaganza
Barbie, 2004 Christmas Extravaganza
(looks a little stoned, if you ask me)
Barbie, the original Fashionista and controversial American icon was found dead today, on her 50th anniversary of her exceptional life. Barbie had an astounding professional career as an astronaut, doctor, mother, pharmacist, farmer, machinist, turkey-plucker, gardener, lawyer, surgeon, concierge, pianist, dog walker, fashion model, and police officer.
After a night of birthday partying with the likes of Kate Moss and Tara Reid,
(courtesy of Amy Winehouse's Facebook page)
Barbie was found face down in the toybox, unconscious. EMT’s were unable to revive her.
Donatello (of Ninja Turtle fame) is a "person of interest" in the case.
After a short memorial service, Barbie will be buried at West Corner Garage.
The public is invited to attend.
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